Cadillacs and Dinosaurs

misshoneywheeler:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

dragon-in-a-fez:

gracklesong:

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before

aksarah:

nikkalick:

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

I’m your crone brother, Justin McElroy…

I’m your matron brother, Travis McElroy!…

I’m your sweet maiden brother, Griffin McElroy.

nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

uranodioning:

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

plutoniarch:

crazyclowntime:

lntelligent:

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

This fuckin aged like milk

theliftingyogi:

fleximusmaximus:

officialpigeon:

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

@theliftingyogi

😂😂😂